Why jokes
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?