Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Why Jokes
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
