Why jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.