Why jokes
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Amy why the invisible pfp
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Why can't the Chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.