Why jokes
Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?
She wanted to be for sure for sure!
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
Why do lions đŠ go to SUBWAY đ„Ș?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
Memes
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
Why canât dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldnât see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? âIâm looking for the man who shot my paw!â
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
Whatâs red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
Whatâs the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.
So one day I go up to her and say, âMari-juana do this???â She later asked me to leave forever... I donât gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.