Why jokes
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Memes
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?
The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.