Why jokes
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?