Why jokes
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
One time, I bought a magnet. My wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself; I felt attracted to it.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some WAVES.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
Why did the doctor check out Earth?
He had a tummy quake.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
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All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.