Why jokes
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Memes
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?
She wanted to be for sure for sure!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.