Why jokes
Why is time important? To not be late.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
Why are batteries quicker than Stephen Hawking?
Because they can run out.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
An Indian has a seat between two Pakistani's on board an airplane.
It's quite obvious to each of the three men where they are from. The Indian asks, "Pardon me gentleman, you wouldn't mind me sitting between you, do you? This is my seat, after all."
The Pakistanis look at each other, and then look back at him. One of them smiles and says, "Not at all! After all, Pakistanis and Indians are brothers! Are we not?"
The Indian is delighted at how warm and friendly they are, and he takes his seat. Shortly the plane takes off and the three guys are just chilling until the Indian says, "You know it's going to be a long ride and I am getting thirsty. Brothers, can I get any of you like a drink?" Then one of them says, "Yes brother, I would like a Coke!"
The Indian slips off his shoes and walks barefoot to where the stewardess is at, and when the Indian is out of view, one of the Pakistanis spits into his shoe. The Indian comes back and gives him a Coke.
Then the other Pakistani says, "You know what brother? I would also like a Coke too!" The Indian happily obliges, and as soon as he is out of view, he also spits in his shoe before the Indian gives him a Coke.
Finally, the Indian slips on his shoes and suddenly realizes how wet they are. He shakes his head and says, "Brothers! Why must we do this to each other, spitting in each other's shoes and peeing in each other's Cokes?"
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
Why am I so sad?
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.