Why jokes
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.