Why jokes
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
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Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.