Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Q: Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
A: Because he got hit by a bus.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
this MIGHT be cosmos phone
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag? She lost her ass playing poker...
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.