Why jokes
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
Mom: Clean your room! Me: No, it’s my room, and I don’t want to clean it. Mom: You are nothing like Mrs. Smith’s daughter. Me: Well, I’m not Mrs. Smith’s daughter now, am I? You are the worst. Why are you trying to compare me with Mrs. Smith’s daughter? I’m not her, OK? I am not her, so stop! Mom: Do you know what? I pushed you out of my hula for 43 minutes! Do not make me hate you, because guess what? I brought you into the world, and I can take you out of it! Me: Bro.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!