Why jokes
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
Funny things or weird things to say to someone.
Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.
It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!
Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.
Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins.
Lumpy.
Nilly.
Ninty Minty.
and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Memes
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Do you know why Jesus is so popular with the ladies??
Haven't you ever seen pictures of the guy? He was hung like this... 🤚--------🤪----------✋
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
Q: Why did Sally fall off the building?
A: Her dad pushed her.