If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Why Jokes
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Why did the teacher get the death penalty? Because she gave an orphan homework. That's on period. #darkhumor
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
Your mum is so smart, but she still can’t figure out why she had you.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
Because they’re dead.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
