Why jokes
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.