Why jokes
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be expect bagels.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both had Bacardi rum. When Jill's was gone, she wanted Jack's, that's why she took it from him.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.