Why jokes
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Memes
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.