Why jokes
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.