Why jokes
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Work
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Two friends are in a hospital lobby. Friend 2 notices Friend 1 crying.
Friend 1: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 2: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 1: "I came here for a blood test."
Friend 2: "So? Are you afraid?"
Friend 1: "No. For the blood test, they cut my finger."
Friend 2: "*crying hysterically*"
Friend 1: "Why are you crying?"
Friend 2: "I came here for a urine test."
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.