Why jokes
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.