Why jokes
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
..do i even need to explain ts..
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.