Why jokes
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?
Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Memes
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Doctor: "I am so sorry, I cannot see you today."
Orphan: "Oh, okay. What about tomorrow?"
Doctor: "No, I can't see you ever."
Orphan: "Why?"
Doctor: "Because I am a family doctor."