Why jokes
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Memes
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.