Why jokes
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Memes
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Person: Why? You: No.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.