Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Why Jokes
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?
He was a family physician.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
