Why jokes
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Why are the lines on the gay pride flag straight?
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Why did the octopus 🐙 beat the shark in a fight?
Because he was well armed!
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!