Why jokes
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Work
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.
Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"