Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Person: Why? You: No.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Memes
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why did one emo say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."