Why jokes
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Why do men fart louder than women?
Because women can’t keep their mouth shut to build up any pressure.