Why jokes
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.