Why jokes
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.