Why jokes
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.