Why jokes
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Memes
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...