Why jokes
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.