Why jokes
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]