Why jokes
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Memes
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.