Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why Jokes
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
