Why jokes
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
A sex addict man meets a rich man around Christmas.
The sex addict asks the rich man, "What are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The rich man replies, "Diamond earrings and a Mercedes." The sex addict asks, "Why are you getting her two gifts?" The rich man says, "Well, if she doesn't like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them."
The sex addict nods. Then the rich man asks him, "So what are you getting your wife this year?" The sex addict thinks about it for a second and replies, "A gold necklace and a dildo."
The rich man asks, "Why those two things?" The sex addict astutely responds, "This way, if she doesn't like the jewelry she can go f... herself."