Why jokes
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Why canβt Indian women drive?
Theyβre too used to riding their camels.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They donβt deserve rights!
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!
Memes
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! π
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because itβs a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.