Why jokes
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Memes
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?