Why jokes
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Three men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live only if they could achieve one thing: They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each.
The first person returned with apples. The leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1... 2... he screamed.
The next person came back with grapes. 1, 2, 3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing; he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well. "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples!"
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Work
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)