Why jokes
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
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Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.