Why jokes
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! š
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
Memes
Why couldnāt people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Why havenāt any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesnāt need to be cleaned.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
Why did Helen Kellerās boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.