Why jokes
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
Work
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."