Why jokes
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Memes
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.