Why jokes
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why was the short person a coward? They didn't stand up to challenges.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.