Why jokes
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water?
"Because his dad never brought the milk."
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every scene has a cast!
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
One day you see a girl climb a pole and ask her, "Why are you climbing that pole?" "Because a boy paid me to." "He did that to see your underwear." "Oh. Ok."
The next day you see her do the same thing. "Why are you doing the same thing?" "Well, I got him this time. I did not wear underwear."
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.