Why jokes
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Memes
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.