Why jokes
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.