Why jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
When I was walking home, a couple of married guys were saying, "Your mom is good at her job," but I realized my mom doesn't work.
So I ask my mom, "Why are these guys saying you're good at your job? You don't work." My mom said, "Yeah, I got a new job." So I said, "What do you do?" My mom said, "Job hand, no, I mean it's called a hand job."
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?