Why jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To end his pain and suffering.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Memes
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3