Why jokes
Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
Memes
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.