Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Coz she had no arms, bants!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!