Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
Why Jokes
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...
Why do cow milking stools only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Why is the rum gone?
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
