Why jokes
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at homework?
Because they don’t have a home.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.