Why jokes
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Willy Wonka meme
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.