Why jokes
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
why is it true
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
Gwen, why are you so nice?