Why jokes
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
why is it true
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why do nuns not wear bras?
God supports everything.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.