Why jokes
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
Why canβt orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Memes
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canβt sniff their hair.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they wonβt do the same for him.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
Gwen, why are you so nice?
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.