Why jokes
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are…
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
Peanut Butter
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why can't melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.