Why jokes
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Willy Wonka meme
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.