Why jokes
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
Memes
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
Why don't you fart in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have any Windows.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.