Why jokes
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Memes
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.