Why jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
Why did I give an orphan the iPhone X?
Because it is the first one without a home button.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy.
Why is Ireland so gay?
Because the Brits stole all their women.
*The talk*
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, and I got plane'd.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?
Because she was wearing mittens.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.