Why jokes
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Memes
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.