Why jokes
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Memes
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick