Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why Jokes
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
