Why jokes
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.