Why jokes
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.