Why jokes
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball?
He had no-body to go with.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why did the little boy cry? He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!