Why jokes
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why does this always happen to me...
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.