Why jokes
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Why can't Asians play baseball?
Because they ate all the bats!