Why jokes
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Hollow Knight Meme
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Why can't an orphan go to college?
He needs a parent signature.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag? She lost her ass playing poker...
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.