Why jokes
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Memes
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.