Why jokes
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Why did the baker give the shopper a butt? Because she asked for buns!
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.