Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why Jokes
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I canโt see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, Iโm a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: ๐๐๐๐
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
