Why jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why does this always happen to me...
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"