Why jokes
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.