Why jokes
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Memes
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.