Why jokes
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Memes
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.