Why jokes

Number

Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.

What would you rate this woman?

A 7.

Why?

Because 7 ate 9!

Number

Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.

Memes

Freedom

I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"

Orphan

Why do orphans hate school?

No field trips. Parent signature_____________.

Dick

Why do they call my dick section 8?

Because all the hoes are on it.

Tower

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they're missing two towers.

Orphan

Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.

Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.

Lil Jimmy: Why?

Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.

Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕

Mom

Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?

Parent's signature: ___________

Orphan

Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.

Orphan

Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?

Because he can't run home.

Cat

Why did the cat cross the road?

To make a catastrophy on the road.

Orphan

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because their dad never came home with the milk.

Orphan

Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.