Why jokes
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
Memes
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.