Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Why Jokes
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?
A: They are not wanted.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *pauses porn* Why?
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Why did the Orphan go to church?
To call someone father.
