Why jokes
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Memes
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.