Why jokes
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Why does this always happen to me...
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.