Why jokes
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.