Why jokes
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.
Memes
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.