Why jokes
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why? I don't know Y.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.