Why jokes
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Why were Adam and Eve's sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!
Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up pants.
Censorship is trash. It doesn’t stop people from spreading hate anyways.
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why did Sally drown in the pool?
She had no arms, remember.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.