Why jokes
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Why did Helen Keller's cat run away? I would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Q: Do you know why orphans rob banks?
A: Because it's a guarantee they'll be wanted afterwards.