Why jokes
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless!
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Why do I have a fat mom?