Why jokes
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."