Why jokes
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.