Why jokes
Why did Sally not save the mountain climber?
Because it was her dad.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
Why did the man walk into a bar?
Because he just broke up and he needs alcohol, you dummy!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Why can't Sally swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock, "Who's there?", not Sally.
Where did Sally go when the bombs dropped?
Everywhere.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Why is Trump bad with America? Because he made it scream.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!