Why jokes
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
Why did potassium draw a tear that would result in him crying?
Because all of his friends argon.
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.