Why jokes
Q: Why did the blind man fall into the well?
A: Because he couldn't see that well.
Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Why are mountains very cold?
Because they are very cold.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
If sex with three people is called a "threesome" and sex with two people is called a "twosome," then I know why people call you handsome!
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.