Why jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
Q: Why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water?
A: Because it gives her more work!
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
A boy asked his dad: "Why didn’t you make love with my mom, Daddy?"
Dad: "Because I’m gay."
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee.*
Son: "W- Wait a minute. So how did I exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight?"
Dad: "Because you are not real, and I didn’t even have a wife."
The son woke up from his horrible nightmare, and he looked so scared. He did leave his bed to check out his dad, but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house, and he said to his son: "Why did you look so worried? I’m just bringing some food for breakfast."
Son: "Well, but why are your hands full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?"
Dad: "Because I did it with you last night. Did you forget?"
Son: "But it was a nightmare..."
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad: "I’m your nightmare!"
The son woke up, and he seemed too scared, and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.
The son with himself: "Wake up, b*tch, wake up, b*tch!!!!!!"
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Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.