Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why Jokes
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Why does the Sun go to school?
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up?
She had no friends.
Knock Knock (Who's there?)
Not Sally...
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
