Why jokes
Why are Russians forced to drink grizzly bear piss in Russia?
Because vodka in Russia is weak.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
Why didn't the oyster share its pearl?
Because it was a cunt.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
It had buck teeth.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why can't lesbians wear makeup while on a diet?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig while Mary Kay is sitting on their face.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?
She thought it was diet coke.
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
A project manager, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip through the mountains. As they're going down a pass, the brakes suddenly fail. The car goes off the road and crashes down into the valley. A bit dazed, the three of them get out.
The project manager says, "Well, the best thing to do is to have a meeting and assess the situation."
The mechanical engineer replies, "Nonsense, I have my pocketknife, I'll fix the brakes with that."
Then the computer scientist comes along and says, "Why make it so complicated? Let's push the car back up the road, get in, and see if it happens again."
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.