Why jokes
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."
Why should you shoot a homeless crackhead in the head?
Because they're basically zombies.
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.
Why would you make jokes about birth control?
It's a great labour-saving invention.
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
Why was the gay boy fired from the sperm bank?
He was caught embezzling.
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
An old man is sitting on a park bench, crying his eyes out. A jogger stops, feels bad for him, and asks, "Sir, what's wrong?"
The old man sobs, "I'm 85 years old. I have a 25-year-old wife at home who is a supermodel. She cooks me gourmet meals every day, she keeps the house spotless, and we spend every night in total, passionate bliss."
The jogger looks confused. "Wait... that sounds amazing! Why are you crying?"
The old man looks up, tears streaming down his face, and wails: "I can't remember where I live!"
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?
Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.