It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why Jokes
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
