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    • Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.

    About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."

    Mom asked, "Why?"

    Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."

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    • Memory

    • An old man is sitting on a park bench, crying his eyes out. A jogger stops, feels bad for him, and asks, "Sir, what's wrong?"

    The old man sobs, "I'm 85 years old. I have a 25-year-old wife at home who is a supermodel. She cooks me gourmet meals every day, she keeps the house spotless, and we spend every night in total, passionate bliss."

    The jogger looks confused. "Wait... that sounds amazing! Why are you crying?"

    The old man looks up, tears streaming down his face, and wails: "I can't remember where I live!"

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    • Acceptance

    • Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?

    Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.

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    • Orphan

    • Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?

    Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.

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    • Pussy

    • Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?

    Her: Yes, why do you ask?

    Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!

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    • Grandma

    • 3 boys were having a debate about who had the healthiest grandma.

    Boy 1: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 67 years old and can still do a backflip!"

    Boy 2: "No, I have the healthiest grandma. She is 76 years old and can still finish a marathon!"

    Boy 3: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 85 and she is in the hospital..."

    Boy 1 and 2, looking confused.

    Boy 1: "If she's so healthy, why is she in the hospital?"

    Boy 3: "Because she's giving birth right now!"

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