Why jokes
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
I had a teacher named Mr. Stubs. I asked why he was given that name, and he replied, "My parents said my limbs were spare parts."
Why should you shoot a homeless crackhead in the head?
Because they're basically zombies.
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
If African immigrants are supposed to stay in their country, why can't their resources do the same?
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
I don't get why cancer is so hard to beat. My friend's already on stage 4.
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.
Why would you make jokes about birth control?
It's a great labour-saving invention.
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.