Why jokes

What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?

Memorial Day.

Why?

Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.

She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,

"It didn't work out."

She told me to be more specific, so I said,

"I just told you, she didn't exercise."

Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?

A: He thought they tasted funny.

A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.

The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.

The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"

The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"

I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)

Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?

They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.