Why jokes
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"
Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"
Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."
Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"
Husband: "Gold, of course!"
Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."
Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last person who had a dream got shot.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.
The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.
Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"
The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."
Q. Why did the pimp buy a journal?
A. To organize his thots.
Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.