Why jokes
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
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Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!