Why jokes
You remind me of a pencil.
Why?
Because at one time, you actually made a valid point. This time, everything is pointless with you around.
Why do white people get abducted by aliens?
Because they're easier to see in the dark.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
Why do orphans hate the letter F?
Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!