Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
Why Jokes
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.
The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.
The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"
The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
Why does everyone get offended at female firefighters?
Like seriously, if your house is on fire and burning, you wouldn't really care if the person saving you had a low IQ, right?
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
Why do Asians have squinty eyes?
Because atomic bombs are pretty damn bright.
