Why jokes
Satan: "Why are you in hell?"
Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
Why can orphans stay out until whatever time?
Because their parents won't tell them when to come home.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
3 boys were having a debate about who had the healthiest grandma.
Boy 1: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 67 years old and can still do a backflip!"
Boy 2: "No, I have the healthiest grandma. She is 76 years old and can still finish a marathon!"
Boy 3: "I have the healthiest grandma. She is 85 and she is in the hospital..."
Boy 1 and 2, looking confused.
Boy 1: "If she's so healthy, why is she in the hospital?"
Boy 3: "Because she's giving birth right now!"
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?
Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
Why are Americans such good marksmen?
Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.
Women understand each other.
That’s why they argue.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
If possible, I refrain from brunching celebrities. My path is smooth. The table receives the branching.
When I arrived at my friend's house and, after a long time, I was given permission to pick from the branches and graze the dog, I agreed. Then the work begins. "No, no money," I replied, "that's why I'm a burden to the world that hurts me."
And when I told them, they told me and said they were there. If I had a job, I would be fired on the first day for bad behavior. The best solution is to avoid this situation.
Why do Russians drink grizzly bear piss?
Since vodka in Russia is so weak, Russians need a strong drink to get drunk.