Why jokes
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cellphone.
Ex-Boyfriend: How and why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die!