Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why Jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why is Dawayne so small? Because his parents cut him up into small slices!
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Why can orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
