Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why Jokes
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why don’t babies pollinate flowers?
God chose Plan B.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
