Why jokes
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.