Why jokes
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
Why don’t women wear mini skirts in the winter?
Because they’ll get chapped lips.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.