Why jokes
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didnât think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, âWhy did you stand up?â He answered, âI didnât want to leave you standing up by yourself.â
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still canât cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still canât fuck."
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS!
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!