I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
Why Jokes
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
