Whos jokes
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Who even needs white jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Memes
Like if u sleep naked
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.