who wants to laugh about life with me
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex
Because her boyfriend said "who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?.....................it hurt
Scp 1540 transforms in-front of a d-class: D-class: who dude you’re a wolf! Scp 1540: a am a were
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who play Pumpes Up Kicks at max Volume
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back? Sadly the hardest part to eat of the vegitable is the wheelchair.
Knock knock Who’s there Draggin’ Draggin’ who? Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face
My father who flew the plane couldn't have a funeral,he went everywhere
for all the plans who are flying alone your not dying own your own
Knock Knock Who's there Abby Abby who Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Who's in my ass your sister
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it a Hitler
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile. “May I help you?”
“I was wondering,” whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the handjobs?”
“Yes,” she purrs, “I am.”
The man replies, “Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.”
who has no home? orphans
*Ring Ring!* Who’s there? Soldier! Soldier who? You’ve soldier house! Congrats! waHt
Friend: Knock Knock. Me: Who’s there? Friend: Short. Me: Short Who? Friend: Short you! Me: 🙁 Friend:🤣
