Whos jokes
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Memes
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Who even needs white jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.