Whos jokes
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.