Whos

Whos jokes

Son

Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.

Murder

Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...

I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...

He could have married her!

Shooter

*School Shooter Walks In*

That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.

Twin

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

Memes

Hide-and-seek

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

Bar

What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?

Barlos.

Einstein

Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"

Battery

"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"