Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Whos Jokes
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
