Whos jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there. I still don't know who snitched...
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Memes
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "Moo!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"