Whos jokes

Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.

The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.

If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "Moo!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.

🌍: You're so hot!

🌎: How are you single?

☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Discord.

Discord who?

I need discord to plug in the phone.

Name one person who would take an orphan?

Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.

💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1

Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.

Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)

Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.

Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)

Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.

Mom: But what he did was wrong.

Girl: I know.

(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)

Mom: Is that ur dad.

Girl: Yes Mom

Comment Part 2

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.

Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?

Figure: Because your name is in seeker.

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?

They couldn't close the casket.

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.