A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair. The man who controls the chair asks for any last words. The prisoner reply’s with: “Can you hold my hand?”
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down Bad
Knock knock who’s there IBC IBC who IBC you later
Who is the blindest person in the world
You:OMG I CANT BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER! The other person: Who? You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks
Knock knock who’s there Candace Candace who Candace be true you don’t remember me
One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he replies.
Q. Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite rapper? A. Monoxide child
one day i asked my mom where kids came from--- she said the man who went to the milk store
5 years later he came back--- and left again
friend: Hi! me: who are you? friend: ...your friend? me: what are you talking about the doctor already said I couldn’t have any
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knock knock whos there? twins. twins who? twins go boom boom today on 9/11
Attended my bosses funeral to pay my respect, on my way out I leant over his casket and whispered lightly.....'Well look whos thinking Outside the box now'.....
What do you call a orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
I can cry but I don't have eyes i can fly but i don't have wings who am i?
A cloud
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work
Knock knock,who's there, a dragon, a dragon who, the dragon gonna drags it's ball across your face.
