Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Whos Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubikās cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Who even needs white jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
What do you call a Mexican who canāt find the bar?
Barlos.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
