Whos jokes
Who would win?
The laws of the Catholic Church which have been effective for over 900 years,
Or one horny Henry?
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
Memes
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"