What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down Bad
Knock knock who’s there IBC IBC who IBC you later
Who is the blindest person in the world
You:OMG I CANT BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER! The other person: Who? You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks
Knock knock who’s there Candace Candace who Candace be true you don’t remember me
One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he replies.
Q. Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite rapper? A. Monoxide child
one day i asked my mom where kids came from--- she said the man who went to the milk store
5 years later he came back--- and left again
friend: Hi! me: who are you? friend: ...your friend? me: what are you talking about the doctor already said I couldn’t have any
yo mama so fat that the US (mexico) and north korea (south korea) got into war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall
knock knock whos there? twins. twins who? twins go boom boom today on 9/11
Attended my bosses funeral to pay my respect, on my way out I leant over his casket and whispered lightly.....'Well look whos thinking Outside the box now'.....
What do you call a orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
I can cry but I don't have eyes i can fly but i don't have wings who am i?
A cloud
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work
Knock knock,who's there, a dragon, a dragon who, the dragon gonna drags it's ball across your face.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
