Whos jokes
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
Memes
Girls be like
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!