Whos jokes
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Is someone who is tardy again actually "retardy"?
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
Memes
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.