Friend: Knock Knock. Me: Who’s there? Friend: Short. Me: Short Who? Friend: Short you! Me: 🙁 Friend:🤣
What to you called a Mexican who can’t find the bar ?
Barlos
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
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me: knock knock friend: who's there me: a broken pencil friend: a broken pencil who? me: nevermind its pointless
who are the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims they went through 91 stores in a 11 seconds
What do call a Mexican who lost their car? Carlos
You know the strangest things happen my mom said step on a crack you break your Mama's back but if you step on a line you break your father's spine I stepped on the line it didn't break his spine mom who is my father?
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there is a kid in my school who is exactly like dahmer but he dont eat ppl. or does he.... hes dahmer's son @domink
Who are the fastest readers in the world?.... New Yorkers, they went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw who the hell is gwen?
knock knock who's there Snow Snow who Snow use you wouldn't get it
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is and it said “best friend “ so I guess I am gay. I think so WTF
Yo son so excellent he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy
Figure : who wants to play hide and seek.
Seek and hide: me
Figure:ok hide and I will hide and seek will be it.
Seek:why do I have to be it?
Figure: because ur name says so.
"Can you tie a knot?" "I cannot." "So you can knot?" "No, I cannot knot." "Not knot?" "Who's there?" "F... off!"
Knock knock Whos there Idont know but the twin towers do
Who needs singles day when your single for the rest of your life!
Kid: Knock Knock Orphan: Who's there Kid: Not your parents
