Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Whos Jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
