Whos jokes
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Memes
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣