POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Whos Jokes
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
