Whos jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiot's house.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

The chicken!

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.

Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.

Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀

"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"

Me: Knock knock.

My Grandma: Who’s there?

Me: Interrupting cow.

My Grandma: Interrupting c-

[Dies from heart attack]

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who’s there?

Kid: Not your parents.

1 "Knock knock."

2 "Who's there?"

1 "Interrupting physicist."

2 "Interrupting who?"

1 "Muon!!!"

I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?

The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.

A guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells: "Who the fuck fucked my wife?"

Everybody is silent for a second, then the bartender said: "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets!"

Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Who."

"Who who?"

"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"

POV: You're an orphan.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your mom.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents.

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!