Voldemort: Knock Knock. Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
Who am I rooting for during the Superbowl? Easy. Taylor Swift
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11 they went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds
Knock knock who’s there bikini bikini who oh that was just a bikini
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o clock on new years. First kill of the match
knock knock. who's there? the FBI. the FBI who? are you dumb its the f#cking FBI now open up
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy
Who are you?
I am mountain man
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange 🍊.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Technoblade: makes jokes about orphans while in hospital
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love", so take that as you will.
Who eat sleeping? A robot.
