Whos jokes
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, βWhat should we do about this?β To which he replies: βWho was it?β
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
Memes
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
What do you call a night person? A night owl π¦ who is up all night, lol!
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?