Whos jokes
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Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Memes
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.