Whos jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it's pointless!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.