Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Memes
pinkie pie vs jesus who y’all betting on
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: A broken pencil.
Friend: A broken pencil who?
Me: Nevermind, it's pointless.
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.