Whos jokes
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Memes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.