Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Memes
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did app.
I did app who?
You did a poo.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
A grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.
The bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.