What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
Whos Jokes
Who is the oldest Dave?
Daveon.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
