Who is my favorite underground rapper XXX tentacion
Do you know who Helen Keller is?
Neither did she
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise who gets their first Obviously the lesbian couple they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
knock knock. Orphan: who’s there? Not your parents
knock, knock. Who's there? who. who who? you sound like an owl.
thanks to the voice who keeps telling to let go he is my only motivation for trying again
Knock knock. Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c–
MOO!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question, can go home." A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, “Who just threw that?”
The boy says, “Me! I’m going home now.”
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t
Wayne Couzens the police officer who killed Sarah Everard , has been complaining about receiving a whole life Tariff for her murder ...
I think he should count his blessings , he could of had it worse ...
He could of married her !
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A MONEY MANAGER who counts BARS
Is someone who is tardy again actually retardy?
What do you call a general neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had a overdose of LSD. I see a dreamer.
knock knock You:whos there? Urmom
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
High school crush: why do you always look so sad? Me: my mom is dead and my favorite grandma and my uncle killed both of them and now he's in jail. High school crush: shit. Sorry about that. Me: and my crush hasent asked me out. High school crush: who is it Me: you Him: goodbye (as he runs away and never comes back) Me: fuck that
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first. The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his shits already packed.
