Whos jokes
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Memes
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.