Whos jokes
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Memes
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
"Batteries, batteries, who the batteries in your remotes and everything else you got in your house is turned upside down?"
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.