If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Whos Jokes
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
Knock knock. Who's there? Artichokes. Artichokes who? Artichokes when he eats too fast.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Who makes the best anteaters?
Uncle's... (Aunt eaters)
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
