Whos jokes
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Memes
water puppy
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?
Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.