Whos jokes

Who am I?

What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?

"Who are you wearing?"

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Doctor."

"Doctor who?"

"Doctor Who."

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Baby!"

"Baby who?"

"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"

"No thanks, I already ate."

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.

HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

"I work with animals," the man said to his date.

His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"

"I am a butcher," said the man.

Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.

I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Can you walk the dog for me?

Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.

I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.

I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

Knock knock.

Who's there? Discord server.

Discord server who?

This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome.