Whos jokes

What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?

A Slowpoke.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

UR MUM!

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.

HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Can you walk the dog for me?

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.

Knock knock.

Who's there? Discord server.

Discord server who?

This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?

Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.

I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.

Their life is a joke.

I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"

Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?

They are more open-minded.

What do you call an Asian who gets a B?

It's not a B-sian.

Dead.

Who is not hungry in Africa?

A dead person.

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.

Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.

And 100% of men don’t care.