Whos jokes
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
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What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.