Whos jokes

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"

What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?

"Who are you wearing?"

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?

Who am I?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencil who?

Never mind, it's pointless.

Me: Joe left today.

Orphan: Who's Joe?

Me: Joe mama!

My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.

GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.

HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.

Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

"I work with animals," the man said to his date.

His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"

"I am a butcher," said the man.

I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂

Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Can you walk the dog for me?

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.