Whos jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ur blue nue hue kuo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gun. Gun who?
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!