Knock knock “ who’s there?” knife “knife, who” how are you still alive? I just stabbed you.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans who else would add gas
who is not hungry in africa. a dead person
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately he lost his case.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery...I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
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I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and i asked him "why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time i perform people tell me I need new material."
A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
My teacher asked the class to stand up if your dumb, no one did so she said “ comon someone must be dumb” and pointed over to the left side of the class room , lil Jonny stands up , “do you think ur dumb ,lil Jonny ?” Asked the teacher ,”no I just feel bad for you , your the only one who who’s stood up “ replied lil Jonny!
What is a yellow dog Libertarian? A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it 🐕 🗽
“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there”
“9/11”
“9/11 Who?”
“i thought you’d never forget...”
knock knock whos there your mom fuck you you rwind my life
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
Who is chicken's favourite actor? James Cor-hen!
Knock knock whose there tornado tornado who tornado going to suk yo house up
Boy: will u remember me in a minute? Mom: yes Boy: will u remember me in day? Mom:yes Boy: willu remember me in a year? Mom: yes Boy: knock knock Mom: who's there Boy:bitch, u forgot me
What do you call a injured person who doesn't wanna play a game with u? A soar loser
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Confucius say, man who go though turn table is going to bangkok
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual? Because physically challenged gay men do it best 👏 🙌 👍👍 👌 👌 💪 💪 🥰 😊 😃 😄 😁 😍 💖 ❤️ 💖 ❣️ 💕 💘
