Whos jokes
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
A guy wins a free ticket to the Super Bowl and so he’s very excited.
However, he’s not so excited when he gets there and realizes his seat’s in the back of the stadium.
So he looks around him for a better seat, and to his surprise he finds an empty seat right next to the field.
He approaches the older guy who’s sitting in the seat next to the empty one and asks if the seat is taken.
The man replies, “No.”
The young guy is very surprised to hear this and asks, “How could someone pass up a seat like this?”
The older guy replies, “It’s my wife’s seat. We’ve been to every Super Bowl together since the day we were married but she’s passed away.”
“Oh, how sad,” the young guy says, taken aback. “I’m sorry to hear that, but couldn’t you find a friend or relative to come with you?”
“No,” the man replies, “They’re all at the funeral.”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the bitch’s house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dumplin.
Dumplin who?
Dumplin the killer.
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.