Whos jokes
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?