Whos jokes
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"
"Doctor Who."