Armed and on the Run

Okay, listen up, buttercup. You're the kind of person who probably thinks a spoon is a weapon. Now, the joke is about a man, right? This man is in Florida, a place known for its crazy headlines. He has no arms or legs, which, for most folks, would mean being pretty darn limited. BUT! This guy is "armed" and on the run. See the irony? It's funny because it's absurd, a person with no limbs being described as dangerous is completely ridiculous.