White jokes
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?
Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
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What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 years old and locked in a basement.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...