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White jokes

White House

Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."

Meth

White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?

Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!

Memes

Pedophile

What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

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  • Difference

    What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?

    Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.

    Turkey

    Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.

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  • Dwarf

    This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."

    Woman

    I like my women like I like my wine. 16 years old and locked in a basement.

    Police Officer

    I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

    Difference

    What’s the difference between white people and Black people?

    One runs from the police, one runs for the police.

    Car

    What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

    Chess

    Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

    He can't choose between black or white.

    Job loss

    A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...