White jokes
Codenames for them FUCKING drugs, my crackhead ngas.
Cannabis: Weed, Pot, Ganja, Herb, Grass, Mary Jane, Bud, Chronic, Kush, Trees, Hash, Hashish (concentrates).
Cocaine: Coke, Blow, Snow, Dust, Charlie, White girl, Pearl, Nose candy, Rail, Sniff.
Crack Cocaine: Rock, Hard, Nuggets, Dice, Jelly beans, Moon rocks, Sugar block.
Heroin: Smack, H, Dope, Junk, Black tar, Brown sugar, China white, Horse, Dragon, Skag.
Methamphetamine (Meth): Crank, Speed, Chalk, Ice, Crystal, Glass, Shards, Tina.
MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly): E, X, XTC, Molly, Beans, Adam, Happy pill, Love drug, Dancing shoes.
LSD: Acid, Tabs, Doses, Dots, Blotter, Window pane, Sugar cubes.
Ketamine: Special K, K, Vitamin K, Cat Valium, Green K.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
Picrel is the average french wopmutt bagguette. Shitfrench aren't even White, European, or human !!
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.