White jokes

Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."

The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.

Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?

So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.

White girl: So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight?

Me holding a rock of meth: YES!!!

Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?

Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.

What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?

White Vans.

What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.

This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."

What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.

What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.

I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

I like my women like I like my wine. 16 years old and locked in a basement.

What’s the difference between white people and Black people?

One runs from the police, one runs for the police.

What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

He can't choose between black or white.

What's black on top and white on the bottom?

rape.

What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?

White vans.

What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?

They both thank you for your financial support.