White jokes
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Tork Poettschke says to Charles Bukowski: "You have beautiful teeth! Are they also available in white?"
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
Bush is innocent, he's white...
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
Walter White.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.