Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
whats white with black spots? a cotton field from above
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Q. Whatâs white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Why can't Trump go the White House anymore? Because it's forbiden!
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
Whatâs a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40 year old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche
What do u call a white person having a seizure
A vanilla shake
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? Itâs the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
Who says âwhite men cant jumpâ they certainly did when the twin towers were falling
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
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Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. "Are those brownies, I smell?", he asks. "Indeed, they are.", he was told. "Gee", he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts."
What's the difference between paul walker's car and a petite white girl. There is no difference They both got split open by a huge log.
Trump says to Obama âyou know itâs the White House not the black house right?â And Obama says âyeah but it isnât the orange house either.
