White jokes

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....

Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

A. Toothpaste.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!

Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?

Because he was about to kick the cabinet.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?

An avalanche.

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A vanilla shake.

The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.

Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?

Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.

Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.

"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.

"Indeed, they are," he was told.

"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

A field of cotton waiting to be picked.