White jokes
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Q. Whatâs white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Memes
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
Whatâs a pedophileâs favorite shoe? White vans.
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
Itâs the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Whatâs black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Who says âwhite men can't jump?â They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.