White jokes
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why do white people get abducted by aliens?
Because they're easier to see in the dark.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.