White Jokes

What is it called when you have four white people in the car?

Clear windows

Whats white and sticky?

Toothpaste.

What is a difference between a cow and a chicken

Its white and its brown

What is red, white, and goes round and round? A baby in a blender.

I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*"

What's black and white and red all over? A mime i hit with my car.

What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common they both come on little white crackers

What is white, then red, and is very fast?

My chainsaw blade

What’s black, white, and red all over?- A nun in a blender

there is a room of men jamal, david and afzul. "jamal is black", "david is white" and "afzul is a pakistani" -who set of the bomb-

afzul its clearly him cause hes a pa...

Girls with the name beoni are white .

Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa's look white.

What is black , white and red all over

A dead zebra 🦓

what is white and sticky ???? GLUE

One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer. One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. ̈I will go ask God! ̈ So, he asks God, and God chuckles. ̈You are what you are! ̈ The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, ̈What is wrong? ̈ The zebra answers, ̈Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied ́You are what you are! ́ ̈ His friend says, ̈Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said ́You is what you is! ́

A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”