White jokes
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
What's black and white?
History.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
Who even needs white jokes?
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!