White jokes
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.