White jokes
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!