White jokes
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
One time I was at home alone with my dawgy, and I was eating peanut butter. I thought since it's oily, I could use it as a lotion, so I spread it all over my private part. My dawgy came over and started licking the peanut butter off my private part, and my private part got big and hard. Then, white stuff came out of my wee wee, and my dawgy started looking up at me and whining.
And then my daddy came home and saw what I was doing and shouted, "What are you doing?" And I said I was using peanut butter on my private part. Then he said, "Well, let me have a taste." And then he started doing what my dawgy was doing.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
I told my friend that there was a tree. On that tree, there were four black chickens. I asked how many beaks do the chickens have. He said four.
Then I said there was a white cat. How many teeth does it have? He couldn't answer, so I said, "Looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy."
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.