Wheres jokes
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Where does a girl with one leg work?
IHOP.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?
And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.
This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"
"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.
Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
Where's freshfry when I need him? :(
A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.
Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.