Where did holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the reciepe?
In a detective novel.
one day i asked my mom where kids came from--- she said the man who went to the milk store
5 years later he came back--- and left again
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven? A: Where's the holy baby?
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion where yesterday’s lost is today’s sauce
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could wack off Jack, Jill yelled out Jack, where is your sack? Said I'm not Jack I'm your friend Nancy
In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat ?
Allah's snackbar!!
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜? Where do you live
I'd make a joke about corn, but its to corny. Then again, i could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. my funny bone is broken, i guess it was because those jokes where to HUMERUS.
Q: If a boat could fly where would it go?
A: an airport
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" Asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Where do you get 30% of your Agua...? From AGUAfers
Where does a black Eskimo live? In a Nigglu
Where did tanner go during 911 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
