Where do gorillas get all the pussy from? The strip club which is called poker kong night.
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot ? 6 feet under
*that is how deep they put the coffin...*
Where does bin laden keep his cd’s
In Irak
So uh I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste and uh, he is constipated now I AM EVIL :3
Someone came to me and said “your dad is gay”. I just said “wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!”
"Where do young trees go to learn?" "Elementree school."
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable even god himself couldn’t destroy it God: Ok bet where’s my icebergs?
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
Daddy wheres my anus
imagine this: u at math class. Teacher asks you “wut 11*11”. You say “120”. Teach syas “wrong!” You say “how off was I?” Teach says “1” me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or smth liek tht
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms
Were you bought on a highway . Because thats where most acidents happen
Where does banana learn to split at sundae school
I say a little girl crying and I said where is your parents that day I got fired from the orphanage 🤪
Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you
not even the FBI knows where an orphans parents are.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
Patient: where are you taking me, doctor? Doctor: the morgue Patient: hang on! I'm not dead yet! Doctor: and we're not there yet!
i walk up to a kid i ask where his parents are and he started crying then i walked out of the orphanage
