Wheres jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"