Me: "Cya" Mom: "Where Ya Going?" Me: "The Orphanage To Make Yo Mama Jokes" Mum: ...
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding School
"Hey I heard you were a bit dow- where's John?" "He died" "oh I'm so sorry but I got you food " (after they eat) "Hey how did John taste seasoned and cooked.?"
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child guess he was a stupid blind motherfuckerđthat didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture
hi this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic,where yesterday loss is today's sauce
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal
where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere. that joke was pretty dark but it got pretty light for a second
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now
(Phone call) This is Franks funeral home and grill where yesterdayâs grief is todays beef. How may we help you ?
Man walks in to his bedroom where his wish is carrying a sheep under his arm and says this is the pig I've been fucking.wife says that's not a pig that's a sheep dumbass.husband says I was talking to the sheep
Hi Iâm Danâs dad where is he
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder. The ungrateful brat. I see why he is a orphan
This kid was crying so I asked him where his parents where. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Where do squirrels go for fun? The acorn-ival.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
when you are sitting out side at school and this boy come up to you with a rock in his hand and says do you know where mrs stewrt is at
April's fool day:go tell an orphan their parents are back Ophan: Where.................. Oh
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I donât know where it went.
do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if i and you where in the thing is where yes
where do you find a orphan just look for your mum.
