There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
Wheres Jokes
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
