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Wheres jokes

Orphan

What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"

Oh... wait.

Girlfriend

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

Girlfriend

A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."

Memes

Body

There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.

Hangout

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

Rule

The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...

Wait, where are we again?

Orphan

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

Flight

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

People

Where can white people cook better than Black people?

On Father’s Day.

God

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"

Dance

Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.

Orphan

Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].