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Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."