Wheres jokes

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Where did the pirate pay his taxes?

Aye, Argh, Sea.

Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁

What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"

Oh... wait.

The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...

Wait, where are we again?

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

Orphans: Where are my parents?

Random person: In the bed.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

Where do mermaids get a job?

At the kelp wanted station.

I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.

There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.

A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.