Wheres jokes
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."