Wheres jokes
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.