What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
