Wheres jokes
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Memes
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.