Wheres jokes
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"