Wheres jokes
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
Memes
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.