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Abortion clinic

Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?

Eye

Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?

A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

Memes

Woman

NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?

'Cause it's a place to eat.

Ground Zero

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

Octopus

"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?

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  • Bone

    How did I know where you would go next?

    Oh, I felt it in my bones!

    Orphan

    Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

    Orphan girl: Where?

    Me: The coffin was still open.

    9/11

    9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

    It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

    Orphan

    I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

    Sadly, it does not show where home is.

    Girlfriend

    I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

    Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

    Question

    BF: Babe, I have two questions.

    GF: Ok, ask!

    BF: Where have you been all my life?

    GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?

    BF: Can you please go back there?

    Dad

    Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.

    Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?

    Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.