What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
