Wheres jokes
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Memes
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
Do you know where time is? Because it keeps flying by.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?