Wheres jokes
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"