Wheres jokes
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!