Wheres jokes

There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."

The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.

Where do you order nonbinary pizza?

Little xe/xyrs.

A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.

Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.

What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!

Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!

Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).

Where do cows stop to drink?

The Milky Way!

A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where Saint Peter greets them, "Hello sisters, welcome to heaven. Before you enter, I must ask you all a question." He asks the first nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?" Well, she said, "Just once, with the tip of my little finger." "Ok, dip it in the holy water and you can enter." He repeats the question to the second nun. Well, she says, "I might of held one once." "Ok," says St. Peter, "wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter." Just then, there's a commotion down the line. One nun is trying to push in front of another. St. Peter says, "Sister Susan, there is no rush, you will get in." "That's fine," she replies, "but if I have to gargle that stuff, I want to get in before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it."

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”

Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?

White Castle.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"

I like Christmas.

It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Where do you buy cows in bulk?

At the stock market.

Where did the pirate pay his taxes?

Aye, Argh, Sea.

If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?