Wheres jokes
You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"
You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
One day, someone goes out into the forest to go hunting, and finds out there are a few others in the forest. He comes back the next day to learn he is the only person there.
Where are the others?
They're in his freezer.
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Hey guys, Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone, he says their name really loud.
Billy: Hey guys, I just got back from my DADS!!
Wait, what Billy?
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
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A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs.
"For the last time, Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!"
The man with glasses frowns.
"Where did all the others go, then?"
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Apparently that’s where most accidents happen.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.