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Hey guys, Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone, he says their name really loud.

Billy: Hey guys, I just got back from my DADS!!

Wait, what Billy?

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  • Where is an elephant’s penis?

    On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.

    Where do whales get weighed?

    The whaleway station.

    Bants ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs.

    "For the last time, Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!"

    The man with glasses frowns.

    "Where did all the others go, then?"

    I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:

    If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?

    My parents told me I was born on the highway.

    Apparently that’s where most accidents happen.

    Someone asked me where to find de wae?

    I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.

    There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."

    What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?

    Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.

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