Wheres jokes
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
Hey guys, Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone, he says their name really loud.
Billy: Hey guys, I just got back from my DADS!!
Wait, what Billy?
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?
"Everywhere."
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Where did the cake sleep on the stove?
In a pan.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Where do whales get weighed?
The whaleway station.
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A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs.
"For the last time, Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!"
The man with glasses frowns.
"Where did all the others go, then?"
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
My parents told me I was born on the highway.
Apparently that’s where most accidents happen.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.