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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
A friend asked me, "Where are you going?"
I answered, "6 feet underground."
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.