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Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
What were Stephen's last words? “Battery low.”
"Why do people call Americans excessive?"
"It was probably because of WWII."
"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" The man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon."
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
What can you say both at a funeral and during sex?
This would be much better if you were alive.
A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.
"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.
"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"
"Good, but where's the p?"
"Running down my leg."
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
[Link to YouTube video]
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"