When jokes
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
When you and your friends find a higher form of living
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.